Thursday, September 3, 2009

Player Profile: Seth Koslow

Power hitting third baseman Seth Koslow doesn't just know his way around the hot corner. He also knows his way around a hot plate. Hey Food Network, you can stop the search for the Next Food Network Star. We already know who it is. And it's not that annoying, perky bitch. It's the one and only Seth Koslow.

Koslow, the Gamer's prized free agent acquistion, is a big time slugger who still resides as Meadow School's all time kickball HR leader. His prestigious power will fit nicely right into the middle of the Gamers lineup. However, that's not the only reason he was asked to be on the team.

The other reason, rather, the real reason is that he's one hell of a cook. The man can flat out grill. He even plans to open up his own restaurant one day called the "Why You All Up In My Grill and Bar".

Until then he will be spending his time as the official chef of the Gamers. Hopefully, he can cook up a few extra wins for them this year and be the missing ingredient in their championship stew. (And yes there will be more corny cooking references throughout the season)

Be sure to check out Seth's tv debut this Sunday when he appears on the season finale of Grill It With Bobby Flay at 10:30 am on the Food Network.



Both of these guys can cook but only one can hit 400 foot bombs.

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